Santa Clause is coming to town - only this year, he's all yours. Keep this must-have accessory close by and you'll never be short on Christmas cheer. Santa will save you from tasteless and useless presents, keep a lid on your annual family feud and even make sure you don't put on a pound, regardless of how much you scoff during your Yuletide feast. With Santa by your side, Christmas dinner is a doddle, your decorations the envy of the neighbourhood and your luck under the mistletoe unparalleled. Ho ho ho! Santa will guarantee you a very Merry Christmas and a happy and fabulously hangover-free New Year.