No matter where the ball comes to rest on the green, Laura Ballstriker will always ace it. A virtuoso around the fairway, her handicap is second to none.

She's a born Christie Kerr, a player who can really show those annoying hacks and hustlers a thing or two about what makes a true golfer.

With a downswing other golfers dream about, Laura hits looooong. She's cool under pressure, intimidating to her opponents and has claimed more green jackets than you could shake a baffy at. She's also the perfect secret weapon against smokers, whose puffing on the green has been known to elicit some spectacular reactions. And for those irritating 'experts' who like to spout unwanted advice - don't bother. She'll leave you in the sand like a fried egg.

Are you bored of embarrassing bunker shots? Is your tartan skirt the most flamboyant part of your golfing game? Fear not! Laura Ballstriker will instantly transform you into a golfing demi-goddess.